Let’s meet radio personality, “Don Imus.”
Don Imus and his brother Fred both claim to have had
parents, a mother and a father. I have never seen them.
Have you? Parental absence coupled to the Imus brothers’
pathological behavior fetishes, have led to a thesis that
both spawned spontaneously in dust clots accumulated behind
the laundromat dryers where Don would spend many of his
formative years.
As nearly as the date can be fixed, Don’s birth –
however it occurred – took place in the late 18-hundreds
making him a contemporary of such noted Americans as
Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, Chester A. Arthur
and Grover Cleveland…all U.S. Presidents.
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